my monstrous world

Monday, February 28, 2005
Another paper forsaken

Decided to skip ME paper today. Never practised enough, only practise winning eleven 8 more. Ok I am guilty. Anyway I changed the tactical system for my Manchester united team, with Keane and Scholes + Ronaldo and Giggs all dropping back to help with the defense. No wonder I keep conceding goals. They keep attacking and never EVER helping with the defense..

Oh i was reading my friend's blog about killing cockroaches last night, Oh man he said he was a level 19 cockroach destroyer.Hahaha. Have you killed a cockroach before? Well I have. I rolled up a stack of newspaper and whacked it. Alas, I missed and I decapicitated its legs on the right instead.Ya all three of them. Whoo it was quite a sight. Its legs on the right fell off and flew up into the air and it promptly tried to escape through the gap in the cupboard. Wah, I summoned my level 9 cockcroach beating skill and immediately strike it on the head. Upon lieing motionless on the floor i swept it up using my lecture 9 accounting paper and flicked it up to my Dad's bird hanging on the ceiling and left it to savour the remains. Alas when it was feeding on the delicacy, the wing of the cockroach flew back down to the floor while i was chatting on MSN!! Stupid bird, dont want the wings. Okay, I'll peel off the wings before feeding it next time. This sucks, I heard cockcroaches can survive without its head for a few weeks, eventually dying of hunger. I shall experiment as soon as I catch hold of one. Pictures shall be posted as well. Watch this space. ;) hohoho.

Speaking of birds.. Have you been hit on the balls when playing soccer before? IT ABSOLUTELY HURTS. Trust me.... ooohhhfff

roar! - 12:42 PM
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