I've friends complaining to me all the time that their jobs sucks, my friend in army regreted signing on.. Here's what he said..

Disgruntled Friend A : "Wah, man I tell you DONTTT sign on in the ARMY, is a fu*K Up organisation, the officers are corrupted, and everyone is so pushy and unreasonable.. Furthermore we have to SHIT in the JUNGLE somemore leh!"

Even my friends selling insurance will complain.

*on the phone*
Disgruntled Friend B : "ehhh, bro... really sad leh. Ever since I got into this line, everyone's avoiding me like the plague.....*sniffles.. woffles....puffles* I also must work to survive mah. And I am not even selling them anything Baaad. Is just a precautionary measure right.. And I have to wear sexily to meet my prospective buyers as well so can hook them to buy. Very degrading you know.. *wiffles, sniff sniff*


For all you guys out there, dont worry, I am here to encourage you and provide words of sniff sniff.....er comfort.