Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Ippt on friday and polls and urinals
Okay, I will be taking my ippt this coming friday at 0715hrs! Is really too fucking early for me. SIM too good to me le. Lectures can anyhow skip, wake up late at about 0700+ +. Trust me, this is considered late as to 0545hrs!! wah lao. Birds havent start chirping my handphone alarm go off liao.. pui!
Okay, been reading 8 days yesterday night and they have a rather interesting article on polls amoungst mediacorp colleagues. Topics include
"Whose bum's the most perky" HAhahaha. ACtually I have thought of a more interesting line. 8 days copy sure sell +10000 more. Title would be....
"Whose breasts is the perkieST!!" Wah, i tell u all the hum sup men will rush to buy a copy of the 8 days. Another option would be also to put>>> " Pictures included!! no bluff!!!" on the front page.
Hai, then while reading.. I started to imagine upon what if the polls etc the same questions were post to the people i know in SIM.. hmmmssssss So I started to fix some people to the polls. lol too sensitive. cannot type here.
And then there will always be one article which is writen by a v v v hum sup gentleman. This week the article is on subjects such as 'poles' , 'balls' , female masturbation' Wah.... too much this article.. Made me waste 10 minutes reading it. hahaha .
Went back to camp this week. Saw my commander.. BG something something... soooo I thought of saying hi to him. But venue inappropriate. Cos he was urinating when I saw him la.. Thought of saying hi... But the image of him turning immediately with his brother sticking out of his fly upon the excitement of seeing me discouraged me. The sight of a general exposing his dick to me really disgusted me..(in fact, i am thinking of the image upon typing this) Sooo i sneek into the cubicle to do my own business. Chance wasted to say hi. haha.
5 farts and 3 squeezes
roar! - 7:53 PM
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