Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Wishlists
You know girls often have wishlists on their blogs? List of things they would like to have and they would cancel them out one at a time when they have gotten them? Well I thought of coming out with my own wishlist.
-Wishlist-
1). Upgrade my bike.
2). I think a car would be good.
3). Longer hair.(the one on the bigger head, not anywhere else)
4). a few more tops. (gees, sounding like a girl already)
5). PS3 or Xbox360?
6). a new Desktop.
7). Get a bike license?
8). Do well for my final year.
9). Get a well paying job.
10). Get landed property. (shiok eh)
11). Get locked down and ruined (married)
12). Kids. (Guess about 3 would suffice)
13). My kids better take care of me when I'm old. I wanna enjoy life.
14). Pass away peacefully in my sleep.
Thats about it I guess.. In death we are all equal.. thats always how everyone's story will end.
roar! - 10:48 AM
oba-san - auntie?(Japanese)
Orh Orh - Means sleeping in Singaporean terms. Can also means "yes yes" in a generally submissive form.
Orh- Ba - KAK - Black eye. *.O
OrhpiSai - Dirt from the nose...
Bakku-Shan-Girls that look good ONLY from the back.
Hantu - Girls that you mostly cannot see the face only the hair and their 'hangout' place is up in the trees.
Langgered - Face that machiam langgar by lorry.
Chiobu - Pretty girl
wah - Short skirt
WAh wahh- Short skirt + tight mini top
WAAAAAAAAAAAA - Short, tight with lotsa Push ups.
faintz... - bah chor....
FAINTZZZZZZZZZZZZ - Pork chop
Girl : Is ok, you can go.. *fold arms* (better dont go)
Girl : I want shopping. (better prepare urself)
Girl : I got tummy. ( better say very flat, no matter wat)
Girl : Going on diet liao. (Guys, better eat more b4 meeting her)
Girl : Headache ah dear. (not in the mood)
Girl : *zzzzZ* *snoRtS* *zZZzZzz* *snnOotTS* *heeeesrrrruppp* (guys, good luck)
roar! - 12:34 AM
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Monday, September 26, 2005
Cinderella Man
Watched the above-mentioned show today. Not a bad movie. Quite touching and the plot's definitely stronger than "The Myth". Some tear jerking moments also. This story provides an brief insight into the period of the great depression and mainly potraits how poverty drove a man onwards.
Can go watch it if you like.
4 poppies.
roar! - 10:35 PM
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Sunday, September 25, 2005
Chapalang
I bought a new fighting fish today. Costs me $20. Is a beauty though. I hope I feed it up correctly and give it the best care I can. .
Accompanied my friend over to sell off his radio at CC. $18 for his 2nd hand radio. Hmmm, actually I thought they would offer much less. Considering how they Tock people. $18 ok la.. Considering the small market for selling off a 2nd hand radio.
Played soccer this morning in more than 2 weeks absent. Really felt good.
Cant live without soccer..
Hail Manchester United.. Even though they are not as good now.. ahah.
roar! - 11:42 PM
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Friday, September 23, 2005
Plot, boobs... plot..no boobs..
Watched The Myth yesterday. I am pissed with why Jackie Chan gets all the girls.
In this show. He dosent gets 1 pretty girl that waits for him to rescue her. But 2. ok.. Some people rich mah wat to do.. Haha.
Ok I'll go through the plot of the story with you guys. Only those that I find significant and I remember then I write it down k. Here goes.
1). Wah Kim Hee-Seon appears as the princess. Big hair though.. Gets trapped and waits to be rescued by 2 women (oops shd be men.. sorry..) fighting over her. Fire fire.. Cliff cliff fall fall AhHhHhhhHh
2). Wah.. Indian actoress appears. I dunno her name. But nice pair.
WAh PIANGz. O.O.. got stuck at some sticky stuff.. Then got her clothes pulled down by Jackie Chan and her breasts in full view..,,,,,....
3). Whawah winter liao. Jackie chan nearly freezes to death. Kim Hee-Seon discovers it. First puts some ice into her mouth... Dont think dirty ah.. then gave Jackie some water to drink. Still freezing like mad. Everything is stiff le. E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G... what to do. Of Course Kim Hee-Seon strips exposing her breasts...... and hugging JAckie From behind with them.. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ,, . . ..
4). Jackie Chan's war horse died.. So sad... Sniff... Ok Thats all..
I'll give it 4 poppies.
roar! - 11:26 AM
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Confessions
I have a bloody confession to make. And that is that I am so bloody sick of RT. RT makes me go to her every week. Weds and Sats. And after each session, I'll be sweating. Each session lasts for about 2 hours and 30 minutes.
I know i know. You will be asking why, why so long? Apparently thats what I have been thinking of too. Is a bloody waste of my time and she pays me like I'm a coolie. Arghhh and they are distrupting my plans for greater causes in life. Thats it, I have decided to slack my way through from the 4th session onwards. . .
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On a happier note. Gilbert has learn a couple of new tricks. Such a cute bird haha.
Things that Gilbert knows :-
1) "how much is that doggy at the window~~~"
" Woof woof"
The first sentence's by us and the 2nd is by him. Well he could not catch the timing that well yet. But there are instances where he's spot on. lol
2) *Shakes your hand*
Dunno who taught him that... He knows how to shakes hands already. You'll know it if he raises his foot. =)
3) shits on your hand.
Ya, he always shits on my hand... Naughty naughty... But I forgive him. haha
roar! - 4:20 PM
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Monday, September 19, 2005
Wah lan whose pad?!?!
Was walking to the bus-stop in the morning. Half awake.... Walking lumbering along.
"gees wats that big white tissue there in the middle of the pathway." I thought to myself.
Upon coming closer to it. I realise what it was.
Knnccb $^#%%@#$@^
Bloody used pad lying there in the middle of the walkway.
Wah piang, can you girls/women please throw properly into the chute or those special bins anoooott.. AhHhHhHHHHhh.
Girls/women ah,
roar! - 8:29 PM
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Thursday, September 15, 2005
Please dont kill me.
Sotong head and smart pants were in a coffee shop drinking their daily afternoon relak teh and talking about the trees, bees and flowers.
Sotong head " Wah , smart ass, I vely kek sim leeeh. Why I like the girl alwis dunwan me???!! And she boh chup me after lim peh poovess moi lurve for her leh. Buay sai ani kuan eh mah. She started sending me eccentric signals through her eyes leh + she always flick flick her hare when I neer her. Tio boh? when char bo do this u surely think she lurve u mah. Can you please explain the thing behind this anot.. Got simi simi theery anot?"
*seeps teh*
Smart pants " hhahahaha, Dont say theory , thesis I also can write for you. Let me ask you first. Sotong head, have you given her a bouquet~?"
Sotong head " SIMI See Mooncake?? you dont shady shady lim peh. give mooncake for wat?"
*seeps teh*
Smart pants " hahahaha, Oh my goodness. B.O.U.Q.U.E.T. Never used the word before? Bouquet is an assortment arrangement of flowers"
Sotong head " ORh, ani kuan lim peh roger liao. But like that lim peh hole got pocket how?"
Smart Pants "hahaha,you MUST give her a bouquet, to get her. Is a fact of life.Is like you and me. Ang Kong Kia and Banker. Fate is cruel. Hard to change. And is pocket got hole not hole got something else. You vely dirty brain u have leh."
Sotong head " Ok la. Then lim peh call them to deliver the beecake to her house like that. Chop chop papaya la. Standard 1 colour, white or yelloe only mah. Lim peh no need to pick. all lound lound also."
*choke*
Smart Pants " ..... hahaha I think nvm. Dont send bouquet. OK I teach you another move. you try telling them yellow colour jokes la. 99% can work. Actually girls also quite yellow one, they just act act only. U tell them with you colour colour language. They jio kao peng, confirm. Then you can take their hearts liao. You also can act like a fool la, ACT not become ah "
*seeps seeps*
Sotong Head " Ani kuan roger la. lim peh talk cock and coconuts the best. And I always act vely full. This one eh sai la... but ani kuan 99%?? 1 % is wat?"
Smart pants " 1 % comprise butches"
Sotong head " Wah lao. Lim peh now then know female butchers dun eat this type one."
*sssepss*
*prepares to leave the kopitiam*
Sotong head " eh brudder gua mui du. Du ani kuan ta pai laugh before speaking one, u haf spaazm zit?"
Smart pants " hahaha you dunno dun talk cock la. hahaha"
roar! - 3:02 PM
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Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Deeper impressions of the newspaper today
1st - Headline grabbed my attention. Racist remarks by bloggers ended them in hot water.
2nd - Fiona Xie's quite large picture on the front page of HOME section. Handbag got stolen, credit card being milked of $8000 as a result. Worthless piece of news if you asked me. But Fiona's picture did leave an impression on me... O.o..
3rd - Koizumi winning his snap election. His so called assasins toppling their respective opponents except for 1 internet tychoon I think.
4th - more NeWater from Tuas. Yeaaaaa. *claps*
We are breaking away from our dependence on Malaysia and Indonesia
5th - The much publicised spat between David Beckham and Wayne Rooney. You C**T, You f*****. Rather strong words I should say.
6th - PM Abdullah's bid to woo more investors over to Malaysia.
Thats all I can remember for now I guess.
I have changed my bicycle cassette to deore LX and hub to Deore. Soon my seat will be changed as well... when I have more money that is.
The shop auntie mentioned about cycling at JB this coming saturday. I think it will be mass thingy. Saw 2 other people at the bike shop as well and they too are going down this saturday. Their bikes made my eyes greeeeeen greeeen with envy... ohhhh..
roar! - 7:27 PM
Changed Skin
I have decided to change skin for the new school year.
Yup.
Applause please.. *clap* *clap* *falls*
Actually was deciding on this skin and another one which feactured two cats fighting. Not normal cat fights mind you. Is KUNG FU CAT FIGHTING, where the cats stand on their twos... Not ears but legs.!
But... after carefuly thought and working the grey material in my head. I've decided to do without the KUNG FU CAT FIGHTING skin. As because... I think I have been acting cute a bit too much for my own good. Making too many girls fall for me.. HAI. So a bit of control is a neccessity here. The last point is subject to the endorsement of you I guess. HAHAHA
Hence this appropriate skin which depicts.... depicts... a lump of mess at the top left corner of the window with shades of red.. With a tastefully finish blend of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet as the background. These accompanied by the genius scribblings of the master himself on politics and finance matters and OF COURSE... BGR problems, further attentuates the vibrancy and uniqueness of this blog. Of course a fitting finish has to be done with some spanking at the bottom of the window.
Unfortunately, there's no music YET on this blog. As I still cannot figure out the way to load songs here. AND also there's no pictures of pretty lass or RA shots, as I would rather keep my flings to myself. And I might end up in jail for the 2nd point. So is best to keep my fantasies private.. There's an increasing number of bloggers getting themselves into trouble nowadays. Look at the 1st page of ST on this blogger who made racist remarks on his blogs. He's going to get spanked by being a smart papaya man..
Ok, there's my chicken rice calling me now.. . . Till then.
roar! - 12:25 PM
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Monday, September 12, 2005
1st day of school
Slept my way to school today. ICP taught my Mr Nageb was quite okay. Definitely better than marketing last year. Somehow I feel that male lecturers are better than female ones as they know how to joke and make the lecture a tad more interesting. Esap in the noon was not too bad also. Mr John Man's quite a funny guy I should say. Haha with that expression of his.
I've mentally come up with my own studying schedule.
Mon - Full day ( 8pm - 9pm read newspaper, surf news ) (9pm - 11pm read through notes) (11pm onwards, practise on my typing speed by using MSN. hahah)
Tues - Free (9am watch bbc) ( Gym timing fluctuates) (min of 3 hrs studying) (night - read newspaper) (com at night)
Weds - AM lesson ( I have RT. at 6pm. ARGHH just because I missed my IPPT. Dammit) ( So stay back in school do some studying then go for RT straight) (Night - read newspaper) ( com at night)
Thurs - Am lesson (after lesson enjoy a bit) ( hope can study min of 3 hrs) (read newspaper, watch news) (com at night)
Fri - Same as tuesday I guess
Thats about it I guess.
roar! - 7:29 PM
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Friday, September 09, 2005
Arent girls supposed to be Gentleeee * beats chests~!!** ahhh
Sentosa yesterday, there were 4 guys, and 5 girls. Not many people upon reaching sunset bay.Being guys, we got excited easily and rush down to the volleyball court immediately and played while the girls took their own sweet time to put on their tanning lotion.
-Volleyball
-Captain's ball cum wrestling
-Fighting in the water with a rubber dinghy with K
-kayaking
-volleyball tournament 2 on 2 with no purpose/Frissbieing
-soccer cum sumo wrestling
No wonder I felt tired. My legs ache especially. I think it was the crunching tackle by the strong woman on my left ankle. I had an open chance to score. but the strong woman brought me down with a hack... Ohhhh the pain... (Although I did dive a bit..) My fellow compatriot was also referred to the medics when another strong woman kicked sand into his eyes and elbowed him. Ohhhh double pain... They were strong ohhhh....ouch...
Made C jump when playing frissbie, jumping above the ground by... ....2 cm only I think. Hahahaha.
I got 2 bruises on my leg, sunburnt because of yesterday. So fun.
oh, and please stop throwing fries into my mouth when eating ok.. And someone please stop him from having spasms and throwing the lettuce all over the table and tossing a 1/6 eaten bun on the table.
roar! - 12:31 PM
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Tuesday, September 06, 2005
catches
Fishes caught
The place - Bedok Jetty
We used sotong baits at first to fish. Initially I caught an eel with the bait. But throughout the night nothing got on. We began to get the sianess feeling of not making any catch. And thought about how to answer to our parents when we get back with only an eel. haha.
Fortunately, when day's breaking, quite a number of uncles came into the jetty. Slowly but surely, the number of people coming in increased. We saw an uncle throwing down the his bait and within minutes got 5 fishes on his hook!! We then realise is the bait used that matters..
We bought the baits from the uncle and soon we were like the rest.. Hauling up 3-5 fishes at a go. This lasted for about an hour +
an eel in about 10 hrs. followed by 40 fishes in under an hour.. Hahahah what a change of luck.
It was really quite an experience, and I'll do it again! =)
roar! - 10:46 AM
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Monday, September 05, 2005
Swiss Knife
Ice-cream box
roar! - 10:18 AM
Stuffs for fishes.
Fishing Line
Fishing rod
Closed up on the reel on the rod
Contents
-Neon Sticks
-Weights
-Fishing lines again
-7 packets of 'prepared' fishing hooks to lines
Essentials of a fishing trip
roar! - 10:10 AM
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Saturday, September 03, 2005
Easy there, easy there... RE. LAX - The great pretender
Friday - Went out ice-skating with my friends at jurong. I made xy fall. Felt really guilty.. cos she hit the back of her head upon falling. eeeeps xy sorry again n again if u happen to read this.
Ate La mian at crystal jade, Quite filling and scrumptous meal I should say. *burpz*
Someone suggested ktving. Ok lor, since results coming out might as well celebrate first. 2 singers made a deep impression on me.. (not my friends, but the real singers in the ktv) haha Nicholas Tse and Wu ye tian. Waaaaaahhh I think i love Rocck and those songs that you can scream your bloody guts freaking out. YEAAAAAAAAAAAA. I think is cos normally I dont express myself vocally as I seldom shout and seldom get angry. Venting your anger while singing is good I guess..
Bombshell - Results out online. Wheeee So exciting.
Couldnt login.. Panicked. Cos got wat javascript error. Cldnt log in the past 2 weeks actually.. Tried and tried but in vain. S called me and ask my results. Scolded me for not revealing and asking me not to play, and offering to help me check. No thks buddy. Dont like my marks revealed to me vocally. hahaha >.<''
then I noticed that I shd have keyed in my IC without 'S' in front. OMFG Ohhhhhh the stupidity.
heartrate 200 beats/ min.....
madness.
Bonkerss//..
InsaNITY...
Then within 0.1 s everything popped out. Saw something which made me frown, then saw something which made me smile. Guess my ME saved me..... Thank god and thks Mr Guru Ting, although he din help much. hahahaha
J seem very very happy hahaha and encouraged me to just do it. thk you ah. ok, next year will be just done it I guess.. Kai.. .. . ...w.. ..an ...siao..
hush baby there's still a chance, there's still a chance. Believe believe believe.
Is all a test,the pain, the villain, the highs the lows.
Everything will be O.K.A.Y.
Just do do do it your way...~
roar! - 1:43 AM
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