my monstrous world

Thursday, September 15, 2005
Please dont kill me.

Sotong head and smart pants were in a coffee shop drinking their daily afternoon relak teh and talking about the trees, bees and flowers.

Sotong head " Wah , smart ass, I vely kek sim leeeh. Why I like the girl alwis dunwan me???!! And she boh chup me after lim peh poovess moi lurve for her leh. Buay sai ani kuan eh mah. She started sending me eccentric signals through her eyes leh + she always flick flick her hare when I neer her. Tio boh? when char bo do this u surely think she lurve u mah. Can you please explain the thing behind this anot.. Got simi simi theery anot?"

*seeps teh*

Smart pants " hhahahaha, Dont say theory , thesis I also can write for you. Let me ask you first. Sotong head, have you given her a bouquet~?"

Sotong head " SIMI See Mooncake?? you dont shady shady lim peh. give mooncake for wat?"

*seeps teh*

Smart pants " hahahaha, Oh my goodness. B.O.U.Q.U.E.T. Never used the word before? Bouquet is an assortment arrangement of flowers"

Sotong head " ORh, ani kuan lim peh roger liao. But like that lim peh hole got pocket how?"

Smart Pants "hahaha,you MUST give her a bouquet, to get her. Is a fact of life.Is like you and me. Ang Kong Kia and Banker. Fate is cruel. Hard to change. And is pocket got hole not hole got something else. You vely dirty brain u have leh."

Sotong head " Ok la. Then lim peh call them to deliver the beecake to her house like that. Chop chop papaya la. Standard 1 colour, white or yelloe only mah. Lim peh no need to pick. all lound lound also."

*choke*

Smart Pants " ..... hahaha I think nvm. Dont send bouquet. OK I teach you another move. you try telling them yellow colour jokes la. 99% can work. Actually girls also quite yellow one, they just act act only. U tell them with you colour colour language. They jio kao peng, confirm. Then you can take their hearts liao. You also can act like a fool la, ACT not become ah "

*seeps seeps*

Sotong Head " Ani kuan roger la. lim peh talk cock and coconuts the best. And I always act vely full. This one eh sai la... but ani kuan 99%?? 1 % is wat?"

Smart pants " 1 % comprise butches"

Sotong head " Wah lao. Lim peh now then know female butchers dun eat this type one."

*sssepss*

*prepares to leave the kopitiam*

Sotong head " eh brudder gua mui du. Du ani kuan ta pai laugh before speaking one, u haf spaazm zit?"

Smart pants " hahaha you dunno dun talk cock la. hahaha"

roar! - 3:02 PM
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