my monstrous world

Monday, October 24, 2005
Visit from my far far farawya relatives

Today, I was about to take a nap in the noon when my mum stormed into my room.

"BOY! cannot sleep ah, mai mwee coming later." Presumely some term to address my auntie.

"Huh, who is mai mwee? I never seen her b4 right?"

"Ya, she's on a visit from China." Hainan Island to be precise.

I scrambled to the mirror.. and looked at myself. GEEZ I do look srcuffy and unpresentable. What if she brings her daughters along!! Ahhhh Dammit dont care.

So ya, she came with her sister and daughter whom have already married off to a Singaporean man already. Initially I heard them saying wanting to match-make me to her!!!!!!!!

AhhHhHhhhhH Goodness. I'll elope I'll elope...

After which they have left, I found out from my mum that mai mwee sterilise male cocks back in hainan Island. Mind you, cocks = Male chickens. Not the male reproductive system.

I never knew I still have relatives there, Hai, I think I still have to learn more about my roots..

To digress a bit, my mum remarked that upon extracting the 'sperm' out from the male cock you could fry it and eat, supposed to be delicious. hahahah. My Maid though disagreed saying that in Philipines they dont believe women should be eating that as that would make them infertile. My Mum muttered sorry. Lol

Match-making for me>!??!?! GheeeZzZzZ!

roar! - 12:26 AM
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