my monstrous world

Monday, December 12, 2005
a jog a jog a jog is good for your abbs...

Went home after lesson today with a clear purpose in my mind. That is to jog, especially after much satay, much otah, and bbqed chicken.

Usual routine resumed upon reaching home.

1) take off shirt.
2) take off jeans.
3) get into jogging attire.
4) Take a crap.

Now, today the crapping a bit funny. Like come out all liao.. but still got thing inside. Nevertheless as the sun was setting. I decided to heck it and just jog it off...

Wrong decision . . . .

Upon reaching the 3km mark. I had stiches, and my right chest aches. Argh. And today's lunch was like just going down to my rectum.. BAD.......

I cant remember the last time I stop during a run. Today was really bad. I stop, found a bush and did it there. I covered my shit with some leaves. Without wiping my ass, I put on my shorts and ran the remaining 5km...

U WISHED ah.. I'll never tarnish my image that way. I just stopped at the 6km mark and walk the rest of the way la. So Sian. + there was not even a single decent looking girl.

The better one was wearing a spaghetti strap running on another track about 200 meters away.

Boring....

Aiyah, so boring. Lets get to more interesting topics. How about girls?

Hey guys, how many of you...have fancied some girl.. or girlsss before(haha). And some flirting proceeds from there..? Aiya. Every guy confirm confirm will have one. Dosent matter how you look, how much money you have.
OK, if you dont have you are gay. period. Congratulations.

Anyway, what I'm wondering is... how will most guys feel..?
I think most guys would be happy? ecstatic?

Hmmm some other more gullible guys might be prompted to ''jump the gun'' and make his move. Ok, some of you might argue that 'No, she's sending the preceivedly correct signals le..'

Sighz, and more often than not, after girl knows guy likes her and she dosent recipocrate the same feeling, awkwardness sets in. yes/no?

Or maybe you should just zip it and remain as friends? and maybe maybe perhaps love will blossom. But how long...?

Its only natural to flirt, but how do we know... we know things will work out? haha... maybe is all just a game.

hehe, maybe we can do without all these qns and just tell any girl u fancy u like her. maybe outta 10, there'll be 2 favourable. hahahah just kidding..

The beautiness of unpredictability.

roar! - 11:35 PM
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